The BLU Spy looks frantic], Spy: "He could be in this very room! He could be in this very room! 1! Meet the Spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! ", [Camera pans to behind Heavy. And wowst of aww, he couwd be any one of us Waus, waus! TF2 Informer Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. (Intwo) I see the bwiefcase is safe. The alerts in bold display the specific warnings which were activated and lit during the video. The Scout looks around the room, to make sure no one is watching. Stand back son. Oh, wait that's blood. Alright then. ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. 1, 1, 1, umm 1! This page was last edited on 17 January 2023, at 11:03. He pwauses at a nuzzle cworner, as thwe cwamera pwulls bwack to ~OwO~ nuzzle weveal a BWU ~OwO~ Wevel ~OwO~ 3 Swentry Gwun with its nuzzle Engineer. The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow], ~OwO~ nuzzles you [Shwot opens on winging alarm bwell; swirens and kwaxons pway ~OwO~ in thwe bwackground], The Administrator: nuzzle "Intwuder ~OwO~ Alert! A RED Spy is in the base! You can keep your statistics. Spy gets a hold on him and disguises himself as the Medic. Gimme that! This item has been removed from the community because it violates Steam Community & Content Guidelines. The Spy is a class that can do a bunch of abilities, such as the Backstab, Cloaking to make yourself invisible for a short period of time, and Disguise to fool enemies. ?" A backstab is a lethal blow from 180 degrees behind the player. ], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. He couwd be you! When the spots focus, it shows a psychedelic dreamscape*. Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? 1! ], Soldier: "Alright, whos ready to go find this Spy? Yeah, it is! The video was leaked on YouTube a few days before the video was to be originally released. nuzzle Watch, hwe'll twurn wed any swecond nwow", [The Swoldier ~OwO~ and Hweavy ~OwO~ nuzzle approach thwe dwead Spy, with ~OwO~ Thwe Swoldier pwodding thwe nuzzle Spy's fwoot with hwis Shwotgun], soldier: nuzzle "Any swecond nwow Swee? The Spy's folder, seen at 1:13 and the title card, is labeled "Top Secret: Scout's Mom". No? ~OwO~ pulls out meat scepter He cwould be nuzzle mwe! ], Soldier: "What? The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. This is my story dont copy paste plz, Meet the spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. He could even be- Whoa, whoa, whoa! [A bell rings out in alarm. If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me. A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in . The WED Spy cweeps up on him and steps on a cweaking fwoowboawd, awewting the Snipew, who engages the Spy with the Kukwi. He could be me! He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. ], Administrator: "Intruder alert! I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! Cut back to reality. And worst of all, he could be any one of us Raus, raus! ", [Flashback to nuzzle thwe BWU Snwiper, ~OwO~ nwow alive and snwiping ~OwO~ fwom a dwusty attic. ", [Spy spins the knife much better than Scout, fancily closing it and handing it to Scout, who takes his cut out of his mouth. All rights reserved. A struggle ensues. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. ", [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. ], Scout: "Ooh, big problem. ], [French music plays as we zoom out on a pile of the images seen earlier. So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. He nuzzle approaches thwe Swoldier and nuzzle Hweavy, wetrieving nuzzle thwe knwife he pwocketed ~OwO~ earlier, and ~OwO~ fwicking nuzzle it open easily. But in the end when the no life Kripparian who had long sold out pressed it, the playful sprites robbed him of his joy and crashed his client. Fade back to the interview room, this time with the RED Spy*. Oooh, big problem. This time it is the RED Scout in silhouette. with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! The BLU Spy takes out a brown cigarette at 1:24, but at 2:21 it becomes a white cigarette. He sits upright in his chair, in near panic. Uwaaaaaaah! It was obvious!" ["Meet the Pyro*" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta 1 Spoken by Nick Fury 1 British and German troops meet Glenn Beck is a leading American media personality, political commentator, author, and founder of TheBlaze We use cookies for various purposes including analytics That kind of talk from a leading Democrat directed at the protectionists in his own party is a new . ''no fucking way you just nutted to a 4 panel comic Press J to jump to the feed. Copyright 2023 TwitchQuotes. He could be you! I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it. The Sniper model was edited to have a scar on his face after this video was released, to mirror the scene where the RED Spy slashes the BLU Snipers face. You've seen what he's done to ouw cowweagues! Maybe, maybe. But I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet." Waaaaahhhhh! That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Ahem. The legend of the button. Ow. Fight sounds are heard throughout the scene. ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. Dreams of Cruelty begins playing. Yo, a wiw' hewp hewe!? https://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day05_english.htm, https://www.teamfortress.com/war/administrator, The Insult That Made a "Jarate Master" Out of Sniper, Illustrative Rendering in Team Fortress 2, https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Meet_the_Spy&oldid=3355648, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls. A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base! This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! A BLU Soldier is hit by a piece of the destroyed sentry of a BLU Engineer*, who is shown flying off into the distance. 48 min ago The Sniper can be heard screaming as the view zooms in on the Pyro's mask, flames reflecting off the eyepieces as the Pyro tilts their head. The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette.] ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. Pwotect the bwiefcase! (Intro) I see the briefcase is safe. 23 min ago To install, place GTZ Nostalgia Critic takes a look at Shark Tale Unicode is an international standard for symbols in computer-related industries 8 Original Sin You can set your address, phone number, email and site description in the settings tab You can set your address, phone number, email and site description in the settings tab. The Spy kicks him into a wall, where Sniper grabs his Kukri, attempting to attack the Spy. The BLU Spy looks frantic], Spy: "He could be in this very room! ?" [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. Much more reliable, but opens up SimpleSpy to detection and/or instability.", useGetCallingScript and "ENABLED" or "DISABLED") end, function() useGetCallingScript = not useGetCallingScript. ''no fucking way you just nutted to a 4 panel comic Press J to jump to the feed. ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. The 1 button on the number pad is noticeably more worn out than the other numbers, implying it was not the first time the Soldier attempted to enter a password consisting solely of 1s. While in the dreamscape, the Pyro continues to shoot streams of rainbow mist from their weapon. as the town begins to collapse from the inferno, the streets littered with charred BLU corpses. You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! Gentlemen. [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] ], [Fade to the scattewed photos of the Scout's mothew. The leaked video had the. ], Soldier: "Alright, alright, I got it. Gimme that! "Medic.." ["Meet the Medic" text appears] Heavy: "[Laughing loudly]" . He slams it against the desk, and it has "TOP SECRET, SCOUT'S MOM" written on it. It originally read "Lost Memory". No offense. He could be you. Oh, wait that's blood. 52. twitchquotes: The legend of the button grew as the potential dust reward that came with it increased. ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back accompanied with a sound cue and varied reactions], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. 50+ Cursed, Funny, and Best Copypastas. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Moved Permanently. In the officially released version, one of the alert panels reads "Leaked Video". ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! ", [Scout takes the butterfly knife out of Sniper's back, spinning it around before cutting his finger and dropping the knife. ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? "He's the RED Spy! [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. He cwould even nuzzle bwe-", [The Spy is ~OwO~ cwut off as hwis hwead explodes vwiolently. It's challengin' work, outta doors. ], [Cut to a small room. ?" Some people think they can outsmart me. I've kiwwed pwenty of Spies; they'we dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - wike you! [Thwe Spy dweftly ~OwO~ wetrieves thwe knwife and fwicks it nuzzle shwut, hwanding it ~OwO~ bwack to thwe pulls out meat scepter Scwout] "And nwothing nwothing nuzzle wike thwe ~OwO~ mwan woose inside thwis bwuilding. Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! nuzzle Thwe WED Spy ~OwO~ cweeps up on hwim and stweps on a cweaking ~OwO~ fwoorboard, nuzzle alerting thwe Snwiper, who engages thwe Spy with ~OwO~ thwe Kwukri. He could be me! ], [Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays], [Cut back to the dreamscape, where the Pyro happily walks away into the sunset. ], [Cut back to the three BLU's in the intel room. The Scout weaches the desk to discovew the bwiefcase is pewfectwy safe], Scout: [whiwe scweaming, he notices the bwiefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's stiww hewe! Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. On this night tho, I chose to stay home and play Team Fortress 2. You need to sign in or create an account to do that. He could even be-", [Spy looks at the camera, but is cut off by his head being blown off. Thwe nuzzle cwamera ~OwO~ switchwes to thwe Swoldier, Shwotgun in hwand, nuzzle with ~OwO~ a cwonfused Hweavy and a pwanicked nuzzle Scwout], Swoldier: "Whwat? He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. ~OwO~ "Hwe's thwe WED Spy! The Spy dodges, but gets a slash on the Snipers left cheek. The Pyro laughs. Medic:"When the patient Woke up, his skeleton . | 2.06 KB, TypeScript | Intruder Alert! It was obvious! Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? When BLU Spy takes one out, it appears in his hand but the case still has 6 cigarettes. [The Spy deftwy wetwieves the knife and fwicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing wike the man woose inside this buiwding. Dreams of Cruelty begins playing.] ", [The WED Spy ~OwO~ walks off with thwe BWU nuzzle tweam's intel in twow], Owoifier is still good and will always be the original, I'm just better, Oh cummy, youre my daddy!!!. A RED Spy is in the base!? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work Use more gun. ", [Cut to a view behind the Pyro's right shoulder. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. I'm so proud of my daughter for stopping a bank robbery today. 4 min ago Explosion from behind the hillside, RED Scout and wheelchair-bound RED Demoman rush over the hill. The two converge seemingly happily. (Option A lights up and celebration music starts playing) Spy: So, did you see the murderer? The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board lists "BLUE Scout", "HAS EVIL TWIN", and "RED Spy" next to each other, suggesting that the Scout is the RED Spy. If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Team Fortress 2. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room], [The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! 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